Red Blooded, All-American, True Blue Cowards


        Has it ever struck you that the vast majority of those in government who appear to have an almost anal retentive love affair with death and carnage are also the ones who have never personally witnessed those horrors?  In fact, has it crossed your mind to wonder just how many of the thugs in the moron's regime have actually been involved, first hand, in the killing of other human beings before ordering this generation's children to go to far away lands and kill as many inhabitants as possible?

    Well, a magnificent little newspaper in New Hampshire, the New Hampshire Gazette, has created an every growing database of what they have termed " Chickenhawks".  These are people, nearly all Republicans, who have strutted through our recent history pretending to be true patriots and real Americans when, in reality, they are little more than violence-loving, loud mouth panty-waists.

    Citing just a few of these morally retarded clowns and offering the lame excuses that they have used to justify themselves, this paper has done a public service that vies as one of the greatest in contemporary media.  I'll quote their "Notes on a few of our favorite Chickenhawks" just to give you a flavor of what awaits the avid seeker of truth.

    First off, let's look at that moral midget, Trent Lott.  His novel defense is to stick up for another coward in order to show why his courage disappeared when needed.  You'll love this one!

    Lott protests that patriots and heroes such as himself and Dan Quayle (that's right, he lowers or elevates himself, although only slightly, to the same level as Danny-boy) weren't afraid to go to Vietnam.  Oh, no!  They weren't able to serve their country out in the mud and the blood and the crud because, "(h)e and Quayle ... were victims of an unusual phenomenon back in the days of the undeclared Southeast Asian war.  So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like himself."

    Now, I was one of those "volunteers" during that particle little insanity and I can pretty much assure you that the minority youths that were there voluntarily were few and far between.  The vast majority of the minorities that I encountered (as well as the vast majority of the "white folks" that I encountered) were there because they were unable to hide behind a college deferment or hadn't become a father or any of the other limited escape paths that normal human beings could use to avoid that insane and horrific carnage.  The pittance that we were paid came nowhere near equaling the horrors and nightmares that we brought home.  If Danny and Trent were so gung ho, I can assure you that the Marines, in particular, would have happily made them into the cannon fodder that tens of thousands of us became or witnessed.  What Danny and Trent are is far simpler to explain; they were and are cowards.

    Next up, Pat Buchanan, the Nazi that defines the "center" of the Republican party, has stated that he was rejected by the draft board because he suffered from Reiter's syndrome.   Reiter's syndrome is a form of arthritis usually caused by Chlamydia, a venereal disease.   Enough said!

    Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO of Fox News, who hired Geraldo Rivera and who, after allowing bozos like Bill O'Reilly (another of the right wing Nazis who avoided serving his nation in Vietnam) access to the public, can also proclaim that Fox News provides "Fair and balanced" news.  The reality is that Ailes and Fox News has been instrumental in the complete dumbing down of the national debates and have replaced intelligent discourse with right wing hate and babble.

    A war criminal on the same scale as Henry Kissinger, Elliott Abrams was able to avoid actually participating in any of the butchery that he organized and supported.

    How about that Nazi loud mouth Rush Limbaugh?  He avoided Vietnam and then went on to a career calling for a holy war against the vast majority of the human race who find his views disgusting and repulsive.

    They're all listed, folks.  You'll know them because they are always the first to send other Americans off to fight while they hide back here and shoot off their mouths or make movies about how brave they are on a Hollywood back lot.  John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Sylvester Stallone, Clarence Thomas, Karl Rove, P.J. O'Rourke, Don Nickles, Alan Keyes, Newt Gingrich, Phil Gramm, Dick Cheney, Bill Bennett, John Ashcroft, and of course, the moron himself.

    When you see the list, you'll be looking at most of the moron's band of thugs, bullies that hide in bunkers while real human beings are sent thousands of miles away to murder and be murdered for the profit of Corporate America and the oil industry.  What is on display for all to see is that the nastier a Republican is, the higher the possibility that they are, at their cores, cowards of the worst sort.  This is what is destroying your nation, your freedoms, and your future.  Disgusting, isn't it?   


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