Trivia 3A


    More proof that there are lies and then there are damn lies.

    The moron and his thug, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, have declared North Korea a member of their silly "Axis of Evil".  According to them, North Korea earns that honor because it has or is building a number of nuclear weapons.  Have you wondered just exactly where North Korea got the nuclear capability to build those bombs?

    Three years ago, Rumsfeld was a director of ABB, a Zurich-based company that sold two light water nuclear reactors to North Korea.  Just as in the fact that it was American corporations and the American government that sold the raw materials for his chemical and biological weapons to Iraq's Hussein, America is responsible for selling the means to create horrible weapons to evil dictators and then brand those evil dictators as, well, evil dictators. 

    Even though Rumsfeld resigned from that board to avoid conflicts of interest once appointed to his post by the president that appointed to his and now claims to not "recall [the deal] being brought before the board at any time", a spokesman for ABB stated, "...board members were informed about the project, which would deliver systems and equipment for light water reactors."  ( 1 )

    Another district court nominee that is as nuts as the moron and his band of thugs combined is J. Leon Holmes.  According to the New York Times, "In 1997, Mr. Holmes wrote that 'the woman is to place herself under the authority of the man'.  He had also written that abortion should not be available to rape victims because conceptions from rape occur with the same frequency as snow in Miami"  Now that's one little Christian Nazi that the courts of any nation, save the Taliban's of course, can well do without.  ( 2 )

    We haven't heard much from U.N. chief weapons inspector Hans Blix since the morons decided that Hussein handing over the non-existant "Weapons of Mass Destruction" and decided to drop a coupled hundred thousand tons of our personal stash of Weapons of Mass Destruction on Iraq.  If you'll recall, the last time we heard from this expert, he was declaring that Hussein had no nuclear capability that hadn't been uncovered and destroyed after the first Gulf Massacre.  He was also telling the world that there was very little possibility that he still had any chemical or biological weapons that weren't destroyed at the same time.  Even after the only people who doubted Blix were the moron and lap dog Tony Blair, Blix was still saying that there was no reason to go to war over weapons that didn't exist.

    Well, now that Blix is retiring, he's able to say a bit more and he does.  "What surprises me, what amazes me, is that it seems the military people were expecting to stumble on large quantities of gas, chemical weapons and biological weapons."  Mr. Blix, the rest of the world is just as amazed as you that the moron and the military refused to accept reality.  Of course, the moron thinks some warped god "talks" to him so it all goes downhill from there anyway.  ( 3 )

    Speaking of the lies sown by the moron and his minions shows that they pretty much parallel the garbage that they spoke before the invasion of Afghanistan and their bold predictions of capturing Osama bin Laden and destroying all traces of Al Qaeda.  Well, bin Laden is still running around free and leading his terrorist network that has accomplished some pretty horrible attacks for an organization that the moron has now decided never to talk about again.  The Iraq massacre and the lies that led up to it are just another example of the complete evil that infects our nation's highest offices.  Nothing will come of the search for the so-called WMD and the media will slowly turn it all into a non-issue but, for now, let's remember these lies and spread the word to anyone who can still listen.

    "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons"  The moron on Oct. 5, 2002.

    "Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."  The same moron on March 17, 2003.

    Then there's even more Nazis to consider.

    "We know for a fact that there are weapons there."  Press Secretary Ari Fleischer on Jan. 9, 2003

    "The president had repeatedly said that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction ... We still have confidence in that information.  You could say Iraq continues to have weapons of mass destruction."  Same boob on June 9, 2003.

    Our Second Coward in Chief, Dick Cheney, gave us this:.

    "We believe [Saddam Hussein] has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons."

    "I have no doubt that we're going to find big stores of weapons of mass destruction."  Defense Policy Board member Kenneth Adelman, reported on March 23, 2003

    Gen. Tommy Franks offered this one, "There is no doubt that the regime of Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

    Finally, from the one person in the cabinet of thugs that we know has no idea what he's talking about, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld on March 30, 2003, "We know where they are.  They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

    It goes without saying, of course, that even these bozos couldn't invent enough of the biological or chemical weapons to, surprise, "uncover' without depleting America's stores of same so we can all expect this lies, along with Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, Saddam Hussein and the WMDs to just cease being discussed.

    You really do have to give one point to the regime in Washington, though.  They've proven, without doubt, that it is impossible to underestimate the intelligence or attention span of the average American. ( 4 )

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